Chris Yambar (of Mr. Beat fame) once made a sound over the telephone of what he figured the Doats sounded like. If I had to describe it, I’d say it sounded a lot like gibberish, but also not. Hey, hope THAT helps. <insert eye roll emoji>

This is one of the most RANDOM pages of all of these books (which is saying a LOT) due to the Vampire showing up for no reason. Does this ever pay off in this story?? Is Xavier a vampire now? Keep reading to find out!

(my bets are on “Not really”, but TONS of other things pay off, so there’s that)