Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not a cheese-induced phantasm! My friends, this has been a long (LONG!) time coming. I give you… LEVI’S WORLD!! (ahem) And by that I mean, yes, this is going to be the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the dreaded “To Be Continued.” You’ll note, somewhere down the page, that the ashcan version of this page similarly “leaves you hanging.” It left me hanging for more than a couple years. Not that I’m bitter. You, on the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Right? Because it’s Part 2? It’s both funny and relevant to today’s audience, correct? (Honestly, the only actual worthwhile reference to that movie is this.) But here we are, about to start the second chapter of Levi’s World! And while[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got songs about buses for miles, yo. You ever wonder why, when things could very likely get worse, someone winds up saying, “Things could always be worse.” and wind up making it so? I mean, I get it, some[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I forget the underlying darkness of Levi’s World, about where Xavier and Glen actually come from and why Levi’s World is such an important discovery for Xavier. And why it’s so important for him to go get Glen to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ours were above concrete. Jagged, hot concrete. But that was in the 70’s and kids were meant to be seen and not heard… screaming for an ambulance. Is Jabberjaws an insult? I always thought he was cool. I mean, he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, remember swirlies and how fun they were? No? Well, yeah, not a lot of kind things can be said about them if you were ever on the receiving end of one (in all my awkward nerdiness, I managed to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is there anything, in this entire world, more disgusting than those towels that just cycle on through in public restrooms? I mean, besides everything else in a public restroom that is. Who came up with those? I used to have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As a kid I used to think that Liquid Plumber was a superhero, like Aquaman for sewer pipes. (no. i never thought that. but now i do. just go along with it.) My first thought would be the Liquidator from Darkwing Duck.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
By the time you read this, I will be no more. Well, that’s what I’m hoping at least. I have a sore throat and a cough and it’s just doing everything it can to make itself worse and worse. So[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
