Much like an elephant. Therefore, simple logic dictates that Zak must secretly be an elephant. Which would help explain his massive size. To resolve things, Glen, I recommend you toss peanuts on the ground in front of him. While he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I also gotta admire the simplistic elegance of t-shirts worn by the kids at Xavier and Glen’s school. A “z,” a “p,” an exclamation point, and Xavier’s own number three. Then just one random kid with a Red Wings shirt.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
But, hey, it’s September. It can either still get better, or it’ll be over soon. My guess is that about the time the first one happens, the second will be right on its tail. (Pardon my crabbiness. I’ve got a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I do believe Xavier was shown the impressive Ti Kwan Leep. Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?
If this is what E.T. had done when he “turned on his heartlight,” I bet all those scientists would have left him and poor Eliot alone. And that’s back before they had their guns replaced with flashlights.
I mean, imagine if they had to work with buckles. No fingers, they’d be at that all day, getting nowhere! …what I’m saying is, I have problems with my belt sometimes.
You’d make a terrible optometrist.
