I mean, sure, we get it, jello. You’re nervous because you have that big interview tomorrow. Fine. But it doesn’t mean you smell very good. Or maybe that’s the flan.
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But the straws are made entirely of beef carcass.
A mushroom crawling around on one your tables? That was your first strike, Bobby.
I know, posting a comic that takes place in a burger joint on what is apparently National Pizza Day is some sort of sacrilege. Unless you are fortunate enough to have one of the illustrious Pizza Burgers. Man… that was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cafe Bistro made a lasagna that insulted my entire family. Plus it had eggplant, and that, my friends, is unforgivable.
I feel like if we were forced to have conversations with the stuff that we are about to eat, we’d all wind up with very different diets. Although… cannibals sort’ve disprove that theory. Unless there’s a language barrier I suppose.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
All those pinwheels. All that baklava. The horrors…
Who knew Mikie Beople was the original Ron Swanson? I wonder if he does woodworking…
Also, I seem to have eaten your gratuity.
