Anyone else enjoying the irony that the way into a world named “Levi’s” is entered through a zipper?

One of the great mysteries of my lifetime was, for many years, “What are the Doats saying?”  And I would love to say that here, in this blog, I will avail you of that knowledge.

But that would put you ahead of the game.  It’s not fair.  Heck, it wouldn’t be nearly as much fun.

So go ahead and try to work it out on your own.  Or just read it with the same sense of helplessness that I had.  Your wait is probably not going to be anywhere as long as mine.

Decoder rings.  I can’t believe we aren’t selling decoder rings on this site…