Who makes your shoes? Slush puppies?
Is there anything, in this entire world, more disgusting than those towels that just cycle on through in public restrooms? I mean, besides everything else in a public restroom that is. Who came up with those?
I used to have that little picture of Glen stuck halfway into the toilet as one of my user icons on LiveJournal. Back when LiveJournal was a thing I mean.
…I wish LiveJournal was still a thing.