I got songs about buses for miles, yo.

You ever wonder why, when things could very likely get worse, someone winds up saying, “Things could always be worse.” and wind up making it so?  I mean, I get it, some of us just succumb to inevitability, but why not go with something like, “Things can always get better,” or, “Things can always bring me cheesecake and maybe a nice root beer?”

Perspective.  And also cheesecake.