Ours were above concrete. Jagged, hot concrete. But that was in the 70’s and kids were meant to be seen and not heard… screaming for an ambulance. Is Jabberjaws an insult? I always thought he was cool. I mean, he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, remember swirlies and how fun they were? No? Well, yeah, not a lot of kind things can be said about them if you were ever on the receiving end of one (in all my awkward nerdiness, I managed to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is there anything, in this entire world, more disgusting than those towels that just cycle on through in public restrooms? I mean, besides everything else in a public restroom that is. Who came up with those? I used to have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As a kid I used to think that Liquid Plumber was a superhero, like Aquaman for sewer pipes. (no. i never thought that. but now i do. just go along with it.) My first thought would be the Liquidator from Darkwing Duck.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
By the time you read this, I will be no more. Well, that’s what I’m hoping at least. I have a sore throat and a cough and it’s just doing everything it can to make itself worse and worse. So[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Much like an elephant. Therefore, simple logic dictates that Zak must secretly be an elephant. Which would help explain his massive size. To resolve things, Glen, I recommend you toss peanuts on the ground in front of him. While he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I mean, it could always be a pie fight. Not one of those classics where everyone is tossing pies at each other. I mean a good ol’ fashioned street fight between a Hostess Pudding Pie and maybe a meyer lemon.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I also gotta admire the simplistic elegance of t-shirts worn by the kids at Xavier and Glen’s school. A “z,” a “p,” an exclamation point, and Xavier’s own number three. Then just one random kid with a Red Wings shirt.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
But, hey, it’s September. It can either still get better, or it’ll be over soon. My guess is that about the time the first one happens, the second will be right on its tail. (Pardon my crabbiness. I’ve got a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I do believe Xavier was shown the impressive Ti Kwan Leep. Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?
